Page 305 - Week 01 - Thursday, 11 February 2010

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Mr Doszpot: That’s a kinky name.

MS PORTER: She came with a name. I felt—

Mr Barr: Isn’t she a showgirl or something?

Mr Doszpot: It’s kinky.

MS PORTER: She came with a name and I’m not about to change the name of a 2½-year-old dog.

Mr Barr: Whatever Lola wants, I think.

Mr Coe: I think it might have attacked some of my letterboxers during the campaign.

Mr Doszpot: Who wrote it?

Mr Barr: Was it Barry Manilow?

MR SPEAKER: Order, members!

Mr Dozpot: The Kinks. You have the wrong song.

Mr Barr: Oh, Lola, as in—

Mr Dozpot: Yes, “Lo, Lo, Lola”.

Mr Barr: That was the Kinks in 1970.

Mr Doszpot: Ray Davies.

Mr Barr: Good point, yes.

MR SPEAKER: Order, members! Ms Porter has the call.

MS PORTER: Thank you, Mr Speaker. I actually think, Mr Speaker, that people are really not taking this matter seriously. I think it is a very serious matter. I do. I think it is a very serious matter.

Mr Coe: I hope for the sake of Hansard, Mr Hargreaves’s laughter comes up in it.

MS PORTER: As I was saying, Lola, whose name came with her, is already—

Mr Barr: Or Mr Doszpot’s impressive history of 1970s music.

MS PORTER: Thank you, Mr Barr. Lola is already an important member of the family. Dogs are abandoned or taken to the RSPCA for a number of reasons. Clearly, Lola was well trained by her previous owners. However, for whatever reason she was surrendered.


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